Saturday, August 6, 2011

Bathroom Monologue: "Write me a haiku about a dog watching TV. Now! Go!" -Red

Some of my friends are unorthodox. When I returned home yesterday, one greeted me with the demand, "Write me a haiku about a dog watching TV. Now! Go!"

I went to the bathroom. I came back with this. I missed you all.

Animal Planet
This channel can fuck itself
Dog likes pro wrestling

4 comments:

  1. But what do cats like?
    Dogs getting thrown to the mat?
    No. They're more refined.

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  2. I don't know it it's your friends who are unorthodox, so much as they understand and appreciate how unorthodox you are, Dog.

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  3. Hmm but do they like tag wrestling????

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  4. Lassie puzzled Rex
    Timmy might be in the well
    but bitch, not her sex

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