Saturday, January 31, 2009

Bathroom Monologue: 200 Vs. 40 + 2

“What’s your favorite battle, Lo? You say you’ve served so many.”

“Oh, I have. My favorite would have to be this one on the coast. Joy and I built up a mean reputation on the coastline. Captains had nightmares about us. So when this standoff happened we traveled down together. One side had over two hundred troops, while the other barely had forty. We signed on with the forty.”

“How many made it? How bloody did it get?”

“It was bloodless. They gave up as soon as they heard both of us were on the side of the forty. We won without one head rolling. Innocents were saved.”

“And that’s your favorite memory of battle?”

“Oh yeah. I got paid in advance.”

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